"...do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic..."

"For the good of the Air Force, for the good of the armed services and for the good of our country, I urge you to reject convention and careerism..."
- Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, Maxwell AFB, April 21, 2008

"You will need to challenge conventional wisdom and call things like you see them to subordinates and superiors alike."
- Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, United States Air Force Academy, March 4, 2011

Saturday, April 25, 2026

Moron Air Force Pilot Still Blowing on Pitot Tube

Amazing to think a pilot with as many years in as Brabus is still blowing on the pitot tube during his walk around.  Ever since that joke was played on him back in UPT, he never figured out it wasn't actually required to make sure the tube works properly.  Nobody filled him in on the joke, so he has spent years in uniform being the joke.

Similarly, after so many years of GWOT, he still doesn't realize the AUMF only authorizes military action against those who planned or carried out the attacks on 9/11 or associated forces (associated with those attacks).  Which, of course, doesn't include Iran which had nothing to do with it.  But poor Brabus is still so behind the jet and so utterly unqualified that he doesn't yet realize that.  In his mind, that AUMF from more than two decades ago means perpetual war with anybody at any time for any reason.

Keep blowing that pitot tube, moron.

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