"...do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic..."

"For the good of the Air Force, for the good of the armed services and for the good of our country, I urge you to reject convention and careerism..."
- Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, Maxwell AFB, April 21, 2008

"You will need to challenge conventional wisdom and call things like you see them to subordinates and superiors alike."
- Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, United States Air Force Academy, March 4, 2011

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

SecDef Tells JAG Corps "Blah, Blah, Efficiency, Don't Be Like Those GITMO JAGs"

The Secretary of Defense, who is confused about his title and the name of the department he has been appointed to ruin for his masters in a hostile foreign nation, Pete Hegseth, has issued a "read between the lines, bitch" statement to the Judge Advocates of the military.

What he conveyed was:

Look, we're doing illegal shit right now and violating the Constitution for a foreign government that has taken us over through intimidation and blackmail over pedophilia, and some of you are going to be tempted to actually care about doing right by the law.  If any of you find yourselves tempted to honor your oaths of office and your legal obligations as lawyers and start acting like JAGs in the past who made it a pain while we were torturing people and holding them in GITMO without any real legal status, just know we'll fire you while claiming it's about efficiency, while ADCs remain understaffed to the point they envy factory workers in China.  Oh, and the classified version of this briefing will be in the usual Signal chat.

I sure hope JAGs remember their oaths and our laws in this greatest challenge America has ever faced, where those who actually care to risk and defend their nation are most needed.  Good luck.

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